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The Junkyard of My Mind

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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art-of-swords:

European Rapier

  • Dated: circa 1600-1630
  • Culture: German
  • Measurements: overall length 108 cm (3-1/2 ft.)

The sword has twisted iron filigree fuse, terminating with braided rings at two ends. The chiseled wrought-iron mount, pommel, multi-hilt guard, knuckle-bow features foliages and animals decoration. The rapier has a pieced, asymmetric iron bi-valve shell and a straight blade with double fuller and inscription remnants.

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Anonymous wondered:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

phoenixwrong:

caramelbunnies:

smile-and-press-on:

abitofabadass:

for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”

you mean

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bless kim possible

and lets not forget the villain was COMPLETELY useless without his badass female “sidekick”

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nikaalexandra:

more markos doodles #sixtyfour #thelittlestservant

nikaalexandra:

the real spooky things

plasticbagvevo:

lameust:

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

following back  

i’m going to microwave you next

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter

Unless you have a peanut allergy

Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement

rotten-tears:

friendshipisalpaca:

rotten-tears:

what the heckies does “:3c” means

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OOOOOH

steverogerswintersoldier:

All you need to know about Jesse Pinkman in two screencaps